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03 May 2009

Tapi bener juga sih...

Guru: "Kalian harus belajar dari sekarang kalau mau nilai UN-nya bagus..."
Murid-murid: "Iya, bu... (menjawab dengan kompak)
Guru: "Kalau nilai kalian jelek yang salah siapa? Ibu atau kamu?"
Murid-murid: "Kamu... (dengan kompak juga)

SMP di Kebayoran Lama, didengar oleh salah satu murid yang baru menyadari kesalahan fatalnya.

52 comments:

Anonymous said...: wagagaaga
murid yg polos

*btw ini kok masih 0 komentar. heh pertaminax dung; May 3, 2009 at 10:16 PM
Angga CS.A said...: Frakkin' hilarious XD; May 3, 2009 at 10:23 PM
Fariz Razi said...: hahahaha lucu banget nih!!; May 3, 2009 at 10:35 PM
N said...: aaa.. guru gebleg; May 4, 2009 at 1:19 AM
Boyke Triono prabowo said...: ya gak salah juga muridnya sih.salah ibunya juga rada salah perangkaian kata; May 4, 2009 at 2:23 AM
anindita said...: ahahaha... mau jawab "ibu" atau "kamu" tetep aja muridnya terdengar kurang ajar :D; May 4, 2009 at 9:09 AM
Susy Ella said...: hahhahahhahha....; May 4, 2009 at 9:11 AM
anak lugu said...: hahaha
anak2 pintar!; May 4, 2009 at 10:33 AM
Anonymous said...: bwakakakakak...klo gini ragu lulus semua dah UN nya....

wakakakak; May 4, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Sang ChoDockZ said...: kalo anak TK ato SD, Gwa pikir masih wajar..tapi ini anak SMP ?..ck ck ck..; May 4, 2009 at 12:53 PM
jence said...: gua ragu kalo nilai bhs indo mereka bagus semua; May 4, 2009 at 2:02 PM
Hendy said...: anak anak yang pintar; May 4, 2009 at 2:15 PM
Anonymous said...: gebleg gilaa; May 4, 2009 at 2:58 PM
J.P. said...: sableng amat...; May 4, 2009 at 3:32 PM
Aza said...: *tepuk tangan*; May 4, 2009 at 4:33 PM
Dewi Savriani said...: aw aw keren deh sumpah; May 4, 2009 at 5:50 PM
FADHLURRAHMAN said...: eh tapi kompak ya hahaha; May 4, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Nobi said...: @ ruri: iya kompak begonya hahahaha...; May 4, 2009 at 11:06 PM
Anonymous said...: pilihan yang sulit buat murid :p hahaha; May 5, 2009 at 12:34 AM
LMKTV said...: hhahaahahahahahha; May 5, 2009 at 9:38 AM
Anonymous said...: ancur ancur...
gurunya kena spike telak...; May 5, 2009 at 2:13 PM
Anonymous said...: standing ovation...; May 5, 2009 at 7:36 PM
piNkkkkkkk said...: jawaban yang bagus hahahahahahaha; May 5, 2009 at 9:30 PM
abhirama said...: *ngakak sambil megang perut*; May 6, 2009 at 9:53 AM
Febie Cahyaningtyas said...: bego deh hahahahahahahh; May 6, 2009 at 10:40 PM
nguping bandung said...: *ngakak guling-guling*; May 7, 2009 at 2:13 PM
mets said...: salah gurunya ..., murid bego ditanyain ....; May 10, 2009 at 9:17 AM
Syifa Chipuy said...: mantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap haha; May 11, 2009 at 4:35 PM
ronald_interista said...: gyaaahahahahahh... bener juga...!!!; May 12, 2009 at 10:14 PM
benn said...: waktu smp dulu (taun 93..ketauan tuanya ya :D)yg beginian pernah dipraktekin dan ujung2nya gurunya ngambek dan bikin ulangan dadakan hehehe; May 15, 2009 at 9:20 AM
Lala said...: SENJATA MAKAN TUAN! HAHA; May 15, 2009 at 2:50 PM
Dawn said...: Ternyata masi da jua guru sebego tu....

Hahaha.....; July 5, 2009 at 4:56 PM
lemurastafara said...: wakaka... emang guru disalahin mulu, haha ini anak2 koq polos amat huhehe; July 7, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Anonymous said...: mestinya dia ngomong "kalian" bukan "kamu"

jenius juga murid2nya... hahahaha!; July 9, 2009 at 1:54 AM
Ayaa said...: huakakakkakakakaka BRB ngakak; July 11, 2009 at 11:17 AM
Unknown said...: muridnya polos bgt.. seharusnya khan dibilang kami bukan kamu!!!knp g' sekalian aja gurunya yg disalahin... ada-ada aja neh muridnya!!!; July 22, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Anonymous said...: ngakak mpe mata berair..; July 26, 2009 at 8:33 PM
chemudh said...: murid" yang pintar...hahahaha...; July 31, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Anonymous said...: jah ini mah calon murid2 yang bakal nerusin jejak guru kaya gini nih.. :P; August 4, 2009 at 3:04 PM
Danu said...: Bukti pengajaran di Indonesia ada yang salah wkwkwkwk; August 8, 2009 at 8:12 AM
Unknown said...: bahahahah...
muridnya lulus UN semua tuh kynya....; August 14, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Kenny Kev said...: Guru Murid ga bener.

Guru :........*nyesel nanya*

muridmurid:.....*tkut ad ulangan dadakan*; August 21, 2009 at 8:48 PM
Anonymous said...: hahahaha gurunya lah yang bego, murid sih cm menjawab pertanyaan aja; August 24, 2009 at 3:58 PM
Arky Azati said...: emang rata2 guru bego ya.; August 26, 2009 at 5:11 PM
Jacques bourdat said...: Masa depanyna cerah semua tu hihihi; September 10, 2009 at 3:58 AM
Ophialmodine said...: th class of the year nih*; September 16, 2009 at 11:36 PM
Smile!!:-) said...: gyahahahaha....; October 10, 2009 at 5:27 PM
Kerja keras adalah energi kita said...: salam kenal ya bos ,tetap sukses buat kamu semoga kamu jadi blogg sejati
heehehe.........
jangan lupa berkunjung jg ya keblogg saya
kerja keras adalah energi kita
kerja keras adalah energi kita; October 27, 2009 at 9:24 AM
LigX said...: yang bego guru ato murid ya??; October 31, 2009 at 12:31 PM
Anonymous said...: buwhahahahahahaakakkk..jadi inget jaman SMA...gue pernah satu kelas jawab gitu jugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!!!
ngahahahahahahahhaaa...guru gue tiba" kaget sendiriiii...gooblookkkkkk bangeeeeett daaahhh!! bahahahahaha; November 19, 2009 at 4:41 AM
Icy Thelonius said...: gak soal koq mrk tk, sd, smp, sma, ato mahasiswa sekalipun, mrk layak jawab "kamu" kalo disajikan pertanyaan kaya gini, manis.
pilihan cuma 2. marah menutupi rasa malu, ato malu dan malu buat si guru. gokil; March 28, 2010 at 5:41 AM
tixx said...: keren abis. sumpah. *standing applause*; June 8, 2010 at 10:39 PM

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