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16 January 2009

Mama juga gak suka-suka amat kok...

Anak perempuan: "Ma, yang namanya buah zakar itu yang mana sih? Dedek kok belum pernah ngerasain?"

Di dalam angkot di Jakarta, didengar oleh penumpang yang tidak jadi turun karena penasaran ingin dengar jawaban sang ibu.

85 comments:

Hengky said...: hohoho.. mana lanjutannya neh ??; January 16, 2009 at 6:22 PM
Anggi said...: bwahahaha..
duh, Bu..mohon anaknya diawasi lebih baik lagi..bahaya kalo bablas..; January 16, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Dyza said...: Itu buah terlarang, nak..; January 16, 2009 at 6:39 PM
Betha Sonia Evlynna said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; January 16, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Syaf'Renal Sy. Sabirin said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; January 16, 2009 at 7:34 PM
LUKA said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; January 16, 2009 at 7:53 PM
rurski said...: HAHAHAHA; January 16, 2009 at 7:57 PM
Anonymous said...: wahaha, penasaran jawaban aseli si ibu apa yah hahaha; January 16, 2009 at 11:03 PM
Linda Belle said...: pasti emaknya mukanya merah bangett...; January 17, 2009 at 8:38 AM
Angga said...: itu buah sejenis rambutan nak :)); January 17, 2009 at 10:43 AM
ukran said...: terus jawaban tuh ibu apa?; January 17, 2009 at 3:18 PM
Angga CS.A said...: Kenapa juga kejadiannya di dalam angkot xD

*ngakak ngguling-ngguling*; January 17, 2009 at 5:14 PM
Yudhis said...: wakakakaaa....
penasaran ama jawabannya.....
judulnya jg mangstabb gan !!!; January 17, 2009 at 7:47 PM
Anonymous said...: judulnya tobbbbhhhh... ;); January 17, 2009 at 8:52 PM
Andi Makkuraga Hidayat said...: wakakaka....
anak yang gawat...; January 17, 2009 at 8:55 PM
Anonymous said...: hahahhaaha..
si ibu pucat pasi ato uda ga kenal ma anaknya ya?? di angkot pula.. XD; January 17, 2009 at 10:39 PM
devi said...: hahahha
anak zaman sekarang ada2 ajaa
trus itu ibu blg apa?; January 17, 2009 at 10:48 PM
awan_clickerz said...: iya ibu itu bilang apa ya..
(sambil ngegedein volume perekam)..
hehe..

mantap dah

Yup !; January 17, 2009 at 11:00 PM
faizz said...: huahahahahahaha......kalau gue ibunya, gue jawab apa yah?

itu de, yang kya buah salak. gt kali ya jawabnya...

hehehehehhehe; January 17, 2009 at 11:05 PM
W|ЯД №1 said...: haha..si anak bisa bahaya tuh ntar kalo udah gede..haha..
jawaban ibunya apa yaa..??
haha; January 17, 2009 at 11:49 PM
sugrubik said...: Very very dangerous!; January 18, 2009 at 8:42 AM
mii said...: haha ibunya jawab apaan nih penasaran; January 18, 2009 at 10:45 AM
ferdiansyah said...: penumpang yang disebelah jawab
( bermaksud menolong sang mama ) :

" Nak, kenalin nama saya ZAKARIA, dipanggilnya ZAKAR, kebetulan saya baru saja beli buah nih, adek mau nyobain ?, Monggo ! "

Dan sang Ibu pun langsung mengerling nakal pada PAK ZAKARIA,sebagai ucapan terima kasih.; January 18, 2009 at 12:15 PM
tika said...: hahaha....
kok anaknya bisa tau buah zakar dr mana yah?; January 18, 2009 at 12:18 PM
Korawa said...: huahahahhah ngakak; January 18, 2009 at 1:29 PM
Anonymous said...: stop deh Ferdiansyah menyambung2 artikel, gak luchu tahuuuuu!!; January 18, 2009 at 4:38 PM
Anonymous said...: ~nyambungin Ferdiansyah :D

penumpang yang laen : "oh saya kira yg dimaksud tadi tu saya.. saya Zaenal Karimi, biasa dipanggil Zakar.. mo nyobain buah saya?"

si Ibu : "iya, mereka ini yg biasa dipanggil Zakar.."

si Ibu lagi : "oya dek, lebih enak buahnya pa Zaenal daripada pa Zakarian lho.. ibu dah nyobain"

Dedek : "ooo.. Dedek mau nyobain buahnya Om Zaenal dooong.. sekaraaaannngg.."; January 18, 2009 at 6:20 PM
may said...: trus jawabanny si emak apaan?; January 19, 2009 at 7:05 AM
Anonymous said...: jangan nambah2in dialog di komen dong.
bikin garing tau gak!!; January 19, 2009 at 7:57 AM
Cupi said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; January 19, 2009 at 11:41 AM
Manda said...: "Nak, tunggu sampai kamu menikah."; January 19, 2009 at 12:45 PM
ryandi said...: Buah zakar...?
Gue punya, di rumah ada 6 biji.
Punya gue, punya bapak gue, sama punya adik gue,...
Silahkan, mau yang mana ?; January 19, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Hahahahahaha... emang di dolly jualan buah zakar ya? kok gw taunya buah dada doang di sana weleh weleh...; January 19, 2009 at 8:47 PM
Ayam Sayur said...: "sekarang di jual terpisah kok nak". dulu mama juga beli terpisah bukan dari papa. hahaha; January 19, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Bri said...: asal tuh anak ga ke pasar buah dan bilang ke mbak2 penjaga toko: "mbak, jual buah zakar ngga?"

reaksi mbaknya apa ya...? XD; January 20, 2009 at 8:57 AM
Cah Udd said...: Buat Ibu...,
Anaknya koq aneh gitu,mungkin tipe anak sehat 2009 gitu yah :D hehe; January 20, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Biofir said...: Gw rasa judul itu jawabannya, wekekeke.; January 20, 2009 at 2:04 PM
Anonymous said...: emg buah zakar apaan?; January 20, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Susy Ella said...: anak zaman sekarang..paraah..; January 21, 2009 at 9:08 AM
Thepanda said...: pasti ibunya bilang... "ntar ibu kasih tau kalo ayah udah pulang; January 21, 2009 at 1:17 PM
Anonymous said...: hahahah maklum anak kecil sk polos...

pi bahaya loh...pasti dy dgr2 yg g2 deh d saat org tuanya gy "diskusi" heheheh...

g kebayang muka ibuny pasti ngPink abies x yak....!; January 21, 2009 at 1:31 PM
[p.r.a.z.z] said...: anaknya umur berapa kah?
tk? sd? ato udeh remaja?

sini dek klo mo nyobain... :P; January 21, 2009 at 1:52 PM
sony said...: wakakak gila, ahh tapi klo lanjutan nya gtu ga seru ah...

bu' anak di kasih susu apa tuh bs kelewat pinter gtu..??; January 22, 2009 at 1:03 PM
piNkkkkkkk said...: wahahahahahhahah~
ya jelas blm pna
ntar atuh nah baruuu LOL

tuh ank polos ato apa ga sbnrny??LOL; January 22, 2009 at 1:47 PM
niscit said...: =)) gilaaaaaaaa... gw geli bgt!!!; January 23, 2009 at 2:22 PM
idit said...: hahaha.. this is the best nih!!
my fave ever..; January 23, 2009 at 2:50 PM
manusia said...: ahuahauau bocah nakal; January 23, 2009 at 6:01 PM
d.i.n.i.i said...: hahaha, kocakk!; January 23, 2009 at 6:10 PM
hotelpuriayu.com said...: Anak perempuan yang sudah mengikuti kemajuan jaman mungkin ya. Lucu deh..

http://hotelpuriayu.com/; January 23, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Anonymous said...: BUAH ZAKAR ITUKAN...?
TEMENNYA INFAQ...; January 24, 2009 at 2:24 PM
yasta_23 said...: Waduh, Kalo gue punya anak kayak gitu, gue bakal ngomong apa ya??

maybe.. gue bakal bilang buah tersebuit dah punah kali ya.. hahahahah

ada2 aja.. dapet darimana tu pertanyaan...; January 24, 2009 at 9:43 PM
kania said...: WAKAKAKAKKAAKKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAK JAWABAN IBUNYA APAANTUH ? PENARASAN BANGET; January 24, 2009 at 10:02 PM
X said...: wkwkwkwkwkk
buu jawab aj gini :

"mama kan cuma lulusan SMA, g kayak papah yg udah S2 jadi mama g tw, coba deh tanya sama papah, pasti papah tau."

XD; January 26, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Anonymous said...: Enakan buah dada dek..
Gila nih crita udah sampe 53 komen!; January 26, 2009 at 12:59 PM
ghordon said...: Untuk anak sang Mama,

Bener nih mau nyobain buah zakar ?
Ku tunggu kamu di LAPANGAN BANTENG deh, nanti sekalian gw kasih bonus : SOSIS URAT , dan segenggam BIHUN HITAM.

Mau...?
*maaf tawaran ini tidak berlaku untuk kaum waria !; January 26, 2009 at 8:49 PM
Aza said...: Kayaknya postingan ini udah memecahkan rekor komen terbanyak di NJ :); January 27, 2009 at 8:41 PM
Anonymous said...: mamanya gag suka? gawaaatt..; January 28, 2009 at 9:22 PM
Anonymous said...: mamanya ngomong gini kali :

Ntar malem aja tunggu papa, bareng mama. Biar dikupasin sama papa buahnya, baru kita makan berdua.; January 29, 2009 at 3:40 AM
kodok said...: sopirnya bilang :
nak, itu buah harus dimasak dulu, potong dadu lalu makan pakai sambal terasi, hati2 bulunya banyak; January 29, 2009 at 4:18 PM
kobebintang said...: yg diangkot lebay, masa buah zakar aja ga tau :p; January 30, 2009 at 9:00 AM
Anonymous said...: buah tu monokotil ato dikotil yah..?; January 30, 2009 at 8:31 PM
Anonymous said...: bwkwkwkwk..

@kobebintang iyaya,,sok2 alim., masa gag tau..; January 30, 2009 at 10:39 PM
aridheva said...: "Enak De...", jawab ibu.
Anak makin penasaran, "Terus cara makannya gimana?", lanjut si Anak.

"Cara makanya agak beda loh", ujar ibu itu. "Mulutnya lain ma mulut yang buat makan nasi. Tapi harus pake mulut yang khusus...", terusnya.

"Mulut lain????" tanda tanya besar buat si anak.

"Mulut yang mana si bu???", tanya anak.

"Mulut yang ini nich..."...

"TAMAT"; February 4, 2009 at 3:06 PM
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ruri said...: subhanallah; February 6, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Anonymous said...: inilah tanda anak bergizi baik, bicara sesuai umur, hahahahaha; February 8, 2009 at 4:17 AM
yossy hamdan said...: Penasaran sm penumpang yg gk jadi turun.. jangan2 itu suami si ibu yg bingung juga; February 9, 2009 at 1:05 PM
ran.ran said...: Gyahaha . . Duwh ibu nya ngidam apa anak nya jdi kaya gt . .
Tapi naiz de ! Ntar qlu uda gede coba qmu bli aja sndr ! Wkwk . . XD; February 9, 2009 at 3:34 PM
Anonymous said...: hahahaha

namanya juga anak2 lg lutu-lutunya, trus masih polos jadi harus diajarin (diajarin apa?); February 12, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Anonymous said...: anjrit,,ktawa ga brenti2 gw..; February 24, 2009 at 6:09 PM
akustik said...: "Ntar ya, Nak, kita cari yang rasa stroberi"; February 27, 2009 at 11:25 PM
Ditto said...: Judulnya kocak abis, wkk XD; March 2, 2009 at 9:46 AM
Anonymous said...: jawaban ibu,,,
"nanti tanya ke papa ya,,!"; March 13, 2009 at 10:08 PM
Smiling Shasa said...: hahahaa
sumpah anak edan
tau dari mana lagi dia
:D; March 20, 2009 at 3:06 AM
Anonymous said...: kelewaaat toloool LoL; March 29, 2009 at 4:37 PM
Phida's said...: wahahaha, ibunya jawab apa yaa?? anakny adapet pertanyaan kayak gitu darimana kali, hahahaha, anak pintaaaar; April 11, 2009 at 9:34 AM
Anonymous said...: tolol; April 23, 2009 at 1:52 PM
Anonymous said...: gagaggaga...
ini juga di alamin ama tante gw neh...
anaknya pas umur 3-an tapi bawel dan sok deket gitu ama orang2. kejadiannya di angkot pula...
masa dia ngomong gini ama bapak2 gak di kenal. "pak mama saya bawahnya ada item-itemny..." (lamgsung di bekep ama tante gw... SUMPAH KAGA BOONG! kakakakaka; May 15, 2009 at 12:46 AM
psyche said...: yg makin lucu...pertanyaan anak ke2

"dedek kok belum pernah ngerasain?"

lol pertanyaan ke1 aja ibunya suseh jawabnya =)); May 21, 2009 at 11:05 PM
Anonymous said...: kyknya gw pernah denger nih cerita dari temen gw (adoh komennya telat -___-)

mungkin kejadiannya sama ato beda gw gak tau tapi kalo temen gw si ibu2 cuma diem seribu bahasa trus ada bapak2 geleng2 kepala. ckck; June 8, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Mietzscha said...: pasti ibunya bilang:
kamu ana siapa ya? *sambil celingak celinguk pura-pura ga ngelait*; January 7, 2010 at 1:53 PM
kaskus said...: ini yg paling lucu.... wakakkakakkkkk...........; January 21, 2010 at 10:13 PM
bisnis internet said...: hati - hati banyak copet

bisnis; September 18, 2010 at 8:24 PM
Anonymous said...: buah zakar itu adanya di "pohon" bapakmu nak....

wkaakaka; July 17, 2011 at 9:00 PM
Anonymous said...: sampe bela-bela-in ga jadi turun dari angkot =,=; April 19, 2012 at 2:55 PM