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03 May 2009

Buka rahasia di tempat umum...

Cewek: (senang) "Sayang, IP-ku 3,7 dooong!"
Cowok: (melamun) "Wah, keren..."
Cewek: (bangga) "Iya dong, akuuuu!"
Cowok: "Hebat! Cowoknya siapa dulu dong kamu!"
Cewek: "..."

Patas AC52, didengar penumpang lain yang sekarang tahu peran mereka masing-masing dalam berpasangan.

39 comments:

Anonymous said...: Hwaaaa MAHO *ngakak*; May 4, 2009 at 8:56 AM
satrio said...: bias gender nih.. geblek!:); May 4, 2009 at 9:13 AM
Sang ChoDockZ said...: kayaknya cowoknya minder tuh..
huahuahuahhuah; May 4, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Hage said...: ngaco, hehhe....; May 4, 2009 at 2:42 PM
Aza said...: jadi curiga, hehehe; May 4, 2009 at 4:29 PM
Anonymous said...: buset apaan tuh haha kock banget dah haha; May 4, 2009 at 4:30 PM
Rintem said...: Cowok: "Nggak sia-sia aku nyuruh kamu selingkuh sama dosen, sayang ! Pertahankan hubungan kalian sampai kamu lulus, ya !"

Emang dasar cowok sableng !!!!!!!; May 4, 2009 at 4:41 PM
FADHLURRAHMAN said...: HAHAHAHAHA; May 4, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Nobi said...: hahahahaha...; May 4, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Anonymous said...: cowok #1 biasa nyetop busway di tengah jalan sih...
hihihi...; May 5, 2009 at 2:09 PM
Irsyad Rafianda said...: Maksudnya apaan sih?; May 5, 2009 at 2:35 PM
nna said...: hajuhhhh.....jadi ketauan deh tu aslinya kalau sebenernya cewek itu cowok....; May 5, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Anonymous said...: cukup move - on up date nya; May 5, 2009 at 10:41 PM
Unknown said...: itu cowoknya yang salah urat atau ceweknya yang salah ngomong sih ?
hahahahahah huahahahah :D; May 6, 2009 at 10:49 AM
nguping bandung said...: ceweknya punya monas gan; May 7, 2009 at 2:04 PM
Stella Windy said...: jgan" cowonya uda sring mgil pasangan ny co y?
homo kalee??; May 7, 2009 at 4:51 PM
Anonymous said...: kalo cowok :"kamu cowoknya siapa dulu dong.."

jadi normal khan...hmmm; May 8, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Deandra said...: cowoknya lidah nya lagi kepeleset kali tuh; May 8, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Unknown said...: Wah, canggih bener emang cowoknya cari pacar yang IPnya lebih keren :D; May 9, 2009 at 2:06 AM
Anonymous said...: gue ga ngerti nih???; May 9, 2009 at 7:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Weh.. jangan2 cewekku adalah cowokku?; May 10, 2009 at 5:32 AM
Nisa said...: ga ngerti deh gue maksudnya apa ini?; May 11, 2009 at 9:27 AM
Raviantara said...: emangye enak..makanya jgn suka ngebanggain diri sendiri. xp

http://semacamtempatsampah.blogspot.com/; May 12, 2009 at 2:19 PM
aulley said...: waa jangan2 itu sebenernya pasangan homo :); May 12, 2009 at 6:18 PM
Gredinov Sumanta Malsad said...: jangan2 ceweknya itu cowok?
hahahaha; May 12, 2009 at 9:59 PM
Dio said...: hahahaha..t.o.p banget; May 13, 2009 at 11:05 AM
ADER said...: cowoknya abis kata2 tuh. ha ha ha; May 13, 2009 at 7:23 PM
jaegaL said...: cowonya punya pcr cowo juga
dia keliru manggil pcr cewenya
kali aja uda keseringan maen ma cowo jd gag nyadar kalo lg jalan ma cewe
getooo

maho dimana mana
hahaha; May 14, 2009 at 12:01 PM
tresdivine said...: bwahahahhaha narsis berlebihan jadinya kaya gitu. cewenya pantes kentut setelah that awkward silence.

joe; May 14, 2009 at 3:14 PM
Mbah Koeng said...: Cewek : ( dalam hati berkata " kamu ga tau mas ak kmrin ditidurin tuh dosen mknya IP_ku bagus )
wekek...kek..kek...; May 15, 2009 at 2:01 PM
Syifa Fauzia said...: mereka harus segera tobat tuh ckck; May 19, 2009 at 10:11 PM
Anonymous said...: iihhhhhh....adu "pedang" dong....; May 29, 2009 at 5:35 PM
Marrylane said...: LUCU BANGET SUMPAH. hahahahaa; May 30, 2009 at 5:08 PM
ark. said...: wakakakakakakak; July 6, 2009 at 8:53 PM
Ayaa said...: jkakakakakakaka; July 11, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Unknown said...: ternyata cewnya itu cow????berarti mereka berdua homrenk donkz...... whaaaha....; July 22, 2009 at 11:07 AM
yuiyui said...: tuker2an ajh dech sekalian....

wkwkwkwkwk....; August 22, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Anonymous said...: wew ketahuan deh; September 5, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Anonymous said...: IP? She mean I-Q? Btw, hey please check out my blog http://clesintouch.blogspot.com/ i'm Renee; April 6, 2010 at 4:34 PM